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MORE TROUBLE AT CHAOS
Employee Receives "Glowing"
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Chao International Scooter Plant
Night View of the Treadmill Chaos International Scooter Plant

A Chaos International assembly line worker has come forward with a rather bizarre and tragic account of radiation poisoning at the Treadmill plant. It seems that, even during an unexpected power outage, workers had enough "glowing" light to continue making nuclear-powered scooters.

Management at the plant has not responded to our inquiry, although an OSHA inspector has apparently given the plant's operations a clean bill of health.


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